Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Strung from the moon, and the world your balloon. Peeping tom for the motherstation

So. Life: it's pretty standard. I almost went up to jackson and canoed the okatoma, but that fell through in record time. Katie has been in town for a week, she leaves in a few hours, but it was cool have her here, and Søren is too cute to handle (2c2h).

Yesterday i jumped a fence with my bike. I didn't go on a ramp and ride over a fence, that would be way too extreme. I climbed over a fence with bike in hand. I really don't like backtracking.

In related news, word got out that i don't wear my helmet while riding a bike. Wait to go, Katie. So now i have to wear a helmet. Weak. Safety concerns and justifications aside, it's substantially more enjoyable without a helmet, so i might need to find a new method of exercise. Also, living on a peninsula substantially limits (oh) the places you'll go (and the things you can think).

We have satellite now, with DVR, so we get 200 channels and recording capabilities, so now i can watch The Daily Show and Mythbusters and Ace of Cakes and all the other great cable shows that i've had to scrounge around for online. No Fox Soccer Channel, oh well. Dish network really sucks, by the way. If you're thinking about getting Dish Network i'd advise against it. Dish costs a little less, but i think common sense is worth the addition cost. Anyway, it took like a week and a half to get it installed, but now it's up and running and i have no immediate complaints, which is saying something.

I guess that's about all that been going down. I went and saw Batman again last night, it was just as great, though a little predictable. I need to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory. maybe i'll work on that today. Até logo.

That reminds me, i want to watch a Portuguese movie or something like that to get a feel for how the language actually sounds. It's hard not to turn all romance languages into latin.

fin

Friday, July 18, 2008

Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late.

I just got back from Dark Knight. It was pretty spectacular. Heath Ledger is without a doubt the best joker ever, past or future, and made the joker live up to his status as best villain of all time. I'm super good at giving away things without meaning to, so i'll just say this: Batman dies. That's all i'm going to say, so hopefully that won't ruin anything.

But yeah, it was really great. I hope Christopher Nolan continues making Batman movies, he does such a better job than the late 90's garbage or even (dare i say it) Tim Burton. It doesn't hurt that i have a giant man-crush on Christian Bale. I saw Rescue Dawn last night, which was intense and intensely good. I have a hard time imagining many more of the villains in Nolan's grungy, realistic style. Mr. Freeze couldn't cut it, the penguin is definitely a no-go. At least they're not as hopeless as the spiderman movies. They've killed off every good villain, and didn't even give the greatest villain, Venom, a full movie to be awesome in.

So, i have this theory that most coincidences aren't that big a deal. If you think about all the times that the perfect thing didn't happen at the perfect moment, the amount of non-coincidental happening are pretty overwhelming. That being said, as i was walking up the steps after getting home from batman, a bat flew right in front of me, only a couple feet away. That was pretty unexpected, and it just made the night even cooler.

So, in summation: See Batman, it will change your life, or at least a couple hours of your life.

oh, p.s.- This is definitely a PG-13 batman, it was very dark, and more than a little gruesome. Not the sort of thing i would want to subject an 8 year old to.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

My mom is getting satelite, the apocolypse is come.

Today I got my passport. As such, i can, and must, now be referred to as intrepid. It is cool though, and it makes me feel awesome and global and all that stuff. I've never actually seen a passport before, except in movies, so they've got this aura in my mind similar to that of hovercraft and laser cats.

So yesterday i got back from my extreme utah adventure, and i must say it was pretty fun. The drive out was one of the most pleasant 30 hour drives i've experienced, not the most fun, but probably the smoothest and one of the more comfortable ones. So anyway, we got into salt lake saturday night and stayed at cami's. Somehow, i managed to convince my mom to let me stay in salt lake for a few days, so that was fun. I guess i've talked a bit about that already, but yeah, it was cool.

After my independent friend time ended, the family time started up in full force. Tuesday i picked up my dad and we grabbed some lunch at Hires (which is great by the way, and i plan to start eating there often when i get back to town) and then went to Mr. Mac for some suits. I am now the proud owner of two suits, as well as a whole bunch of shirts, pants, and even some new shoes and socks. We got a sweet insider deal on account of knowing Mrs. Mac's mom, so that was cool. Saving large quantities of money is always fun. After that we drove up to cache valley. The days sort of blend together, but here's the gist of what i did:

Ate dinner with some family and my cousin tyson, who just got back from a mission. Played games with the vail side of the family, including a pretty extensive game of werewolf. Went on a hike up to and past white pine with my dad. That was pretty awesome, and was another instace of the worst possible time to not have my camera. Anyway, cool stuff. Swam a little bit in Tony Grove. That covers everything before the reunion i think.

The reunion was pretty fun. The first day was not great, a lot of people were gone, and the bird refuge was weak. The rocket garden thing was pretty sweet though. I saw promontory point for the first time in my life, and probably one of the last times. The next day we went up to Heber for the Reunion camp. That was pretty cool. It was a girl's camp most of the time, so lots of things that make a lot of sense for girls camp really suck for normal camp. But whatevs, that night we played some more mafia, and the next day we went on a hike and did this climbing thing, that was pretty often, and just a little scary. After that we did those object lesson games they always do at youth conference and stuff.

Lets see, then we drove back, and the next day we we went to Tyson's homecoming thing, and then went to the lions lodge for a dinner deal thing. Then we went back to lisa's for another family dinner, after which we played yet more werewolf. Then we had a talent show thing, which was nice. I played a crappy rendition of Claire de lune, on account of not having practiced in a rather long time, but it was ok.

That night we drove back to cami's and headed off at around 10 the next morning. the drive back was ok, it was kind of hard, but we eventually made it back. So now i'm here. There'll be pictures once i manage to work out this uploading thing, or when i get my computer back in action. I dunno how well the uploading directly off SD card works.

Ciao.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Forsooooooth

I generally don't post videos and the like, but this is probably one of the funniest things i've seen all day, and having been to the dentist and walked around salt lake for a while, that set's the bar extremely high.



So other than that, i'm sort of wandering around, my day's being rather slow with everbody busy, and my nights taken up with reunions and such, i'm having to finagle ways to spend time with friends. My biggest challenge is going to be finding a way to be in salt lake wednesday night to go bowling, but i think i may have figured out a way to make that work. We shall see.

~Who

Sunday, July 6, 2008

"It was like going home"

So I'm back in Utah. It's pretty exciting. It feels rather like coming home, even if i'm not going to live here for another two years. Somehow I managed to convince my mom to stay in salt lake for a while so that i could go to church and hang out with friends and such. The past couple of days i've been driving across the country, which has been alright. I like driving. This post sucks, i'm watching the doctor who season finale. It's far too intense.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Glitter is the Herpes of Craft Supplies; Sand is the Glitter of the Earth

I'm posting really a lot lately, but i figure i won't post much for the next two weeks, so it's alright. By the way, two weeks from now i'll be walking out of The Dark Knight fully satisfied and with a renewed man-crush on Christian Bale. Seriously though, isn't he just the coolest? i digress.

Tomorrow, or rather, in 4 hours, we're supposedly leaving for Utah. Realistically it'll be lucky if we leave before noon, but my goal is to be completely ready for 6 so that i can sleep in the car. The hours of 5-10 aren't something i generally experience these days, and i anticipate it will be painful.

Today i mowed the lawn, nearly ruining the lawn mower in the process. No one has ever explained to me the vital importance of not-over filling the oil, or how easy it is to do this. Anyway, forty-five minutes of siphoning and adding new oil later, the lawn mower was running great and finished the lawn with flying colors, mostly green.

I went to Institute which was alright, and then tried to go to some rope swing in D'Iberville, but there ended up being a mess, a gaggle if you will, of trashed teenagers, which took away from the awesome just a little. We spent a lot of time driving around and ended up at the beech, which was boring because the beeches here blow. Then we went to Denny's, which never disappoints. Brinner is the best.

Reading through the first half of my journal last night (which covers essentially all of 11th and 12th grade) was more than a little depressing. I'm glad i've matured a little since back then. Hopefully my 19 year old self won't be as much of an embarrassment to my 22 year old self as my 16 year old self is to me.

So now i'm waiting for my laundry to finish. I still have 1.5 runs in the dryer to get through before i can finish packing, so i figure i'll start on that and be ready for my clothes when they're done. I've got an exciting 3 days of driving ahead of me, and on Sunday i'll be in Utah. Hoorah.

In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

Oh, P.S.- Happy Birthday USA. Just because I'm super excited about leaving you for two years, and have toyed with the idea of just leaving forever because of how screwed up people have made you, doesn't mean i love you any less. The last eight years were hard and a little embarrassing for me as well, but now that we're out of that awkward stage, we can learn from our mistakes and move forward, make new friends keep our best friends around, and find our place in the world. Happy 232nd, and many more.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Clever title goes here

I was reading in my journal (the corporeal one) when i came across this little beauty. I think it sums up my life:

August 12 - Last Full Day in Jackson

I always find it interesting that real life's moments are never quite perfect, but almost. I just said goodbye to Roberta, X&Y was in the car, and The Hardest Part was playing. But I really had to pee, and I got home and my pee smelled like Asparagus.


Tonight, Instutute; tomorrow, the world!

~Witty reference goes here.