This is no freud.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
My Dad

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Dog

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
None

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is
your DREAM house. How big is it?
Small

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the
dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Nothing

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Small, white, porcelain, and without a handle

8. What do you do with the cup?
nothing

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself
standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water?
Large, but not so big that i can't see the other side

10. How will you cross the water?
Why do i need to cross the water? If i must i'd choose kayak, but i'd prefer to stay.


Analysis:

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most
important person in your life.


2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the
size of your problems in your life.


3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is
representative of how you deal with your problems.


4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your
ambition to solve your problems.


5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are
welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed
personality. You'd prefer that people not drop by unannounced.


6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you
are generally unhappy.


7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is
representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.


8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.


9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your
sexual desire.


10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard
you expect your life to be

I've decided that this is full of crap, and let me explain why. I was walking in the woods with my dad because that's who i most often walk in the woods with (not to say he isn't important), had it been somewhere else the person would have been different. I saw a dog because i had toyed with the idea of walking with a dog in the woods but i realized i thought of my dad first. I don't know what the severity of not interacting with wild animals is. I have a huge ambition to solve problems, but i don't have a huge ambition to live in a gaudy house, and if i'm in the woods, i expect a small house. The fence question may be true, but it's also very obvious. I am generally happy, however i keep my dining room table generally clean, and i don't know why there would be strange people at a house i've obviously never been to. #7 is kinda shady, how durable can a cub be? I guess medal or plastic would be somewhat sturdy, but it would also seem really out of place by itself on the ground. porcelain just seems earthy and appropriate with the earthy things. I suppose i'm apathetic, but what do you expect me to do with a strange cup i see on the ground, it's not like it's mad of medal, it seems very at home on the ground somehow. 9 is just silly, but i imagined the most recent lake i saw, which was in colorado. So how exactly does kayaking represent difficulty? I'm not sure, it seemed the only plausible way to cross such a lake, i obviously don't have a motor boat, and swimming seems like more trouble than it's worth to cross a lake for no reason.

so now that i've properly libeled psychoanalysis, i'm going to go get lunch.